Vocabulary

"Is this a good word to say Mummy? Hilarious?" "Oh yes! That's very good, it means really funny." "Is this a good word to say Mummy? Bother?" "Oh yes, that's good too. It's a word you say when something goes wrong." "Mummy. Is this a good word to say? Bastard?" At which point I felt he had rolled Hilarious and Bother all into one.